Almost There...

Throughout our teenage lives, we experience desires. These desires range from chocolate donuts, to the opposite (or preferred) sex. Now, obtaining a chocolate donut is as easy as it sounds, but a good date, well... that's another story.

So here we are, to make your life easier with...

Le S & M Dating Tips:

1.) This world isn't what it used to be. Don't wait around for your knight in shining armor or princess in despair! Waiting is wasting time away, make a move, even if you're not 100% sure about it! (That's what makes dating fun!)

2.) There is nothing worse than an awkward date where only one of you holds the conversation. Instead of letting yourself be bored to death by non-stop talking from only one side, let the other person realize that there are two people here and if this is gonna work you both have to play along.


3.) Although you are encouraged to keep up with the conversation, make sure you don't cross the line! Do whatever you can to keep it simple yet flirty. Don't bring up exes, your pet peeves, or bombard your date with questions! (Save that for the second date!)


4.) First dates are the most nerve racking of all, so make sure you're prepared: pamper yourself up and don't forget to wear deodorant! You don't want to scare off your date with nasty perspiration! Unfortunately, we can't control our dates, but if you can't breathe around him/her cause of some BO, I don't think it'll be possible to get to first base. Don't let something like that ruin a moment!


5.) Be interactive in each and every step of this date! When planning a nice day or night out, don't let your date come up with all of the ideas, put your two cents in, too! There's nothing worse than an indecisive person! Let your date know that you have a mind of your own! Plus, it'll make planning less stressful for either of you, which makes for a relaxed environment while out on the town!

6.) If neither of you can come up with something to do or somewhere to go, stick to the basics! Stay in, make some popcorn, and bust out the remote control! (There are an endless amount of movies on demand! LOL) This type of date is a lot more personal, and you will both save money for the second date! After all... it's a recession, kids!


7.) Control Yourself! Going to 3rd base on the first date deserves arrest. I understand our raging teenage hormones make it easy to cave in, but that deed deserves respect. So try no to drop your pants before that first date becomes a series of dates you don't want to regret doing that something to a person who means nothing to you.


8.) Dress to impress, but leave at least something to the imagination! Pick an outfit wisely. Your outfit should represent who you are as a person. Whether you're playful or flirty, make sure you look your best without getting hollered at by someone else besides your date!


9.) Don't make up index cards with conversation topics on them (...and if you do, leave them at home! LOL). You want the conversation to be natural; avoid coming off as robotic. If the conversation isn't flowing, that's probably a sign you guys might not have too much in common or any chemistry at all!


10.) When it comes to the conclusion of the date do what seems natural. If you feel comfortable enough for a kiss then just give him/her a little peck. You don't want a full makeout session yet; leave room for anticipation and longing. It'll make the second time you kiss even sweeter. If you don't feel comfortable enough for that, don't just wave. Even a bad date deserves a hug or a kiss on the cheek.

11.) If you feel like you really like the girl/guy, mention that you wanna see them again. Whatever you do, don't use the stupid one week rule. It doesn't work, and it'll just make the person go crazy wondering how the date went. (Who knows... interest can be lost in one week!) So make sure you mention a follow up date if you had a good time.

12.) If your date doesn't turn out to be what you imagined, don't be discouraged! Dating is all about possibilities! Keep your options open! The more, the merrier! Don't focus all your time on just one person; that's no fun! Keep yourself entertained until you find the right one.

Stay kinky,

S & M

Just So You Know

Okay, so kinkySM is now exactly a week old!

It's been so much fun keeping you guys entertained, but most importantly... kinky!

We have received a lot of positive feedback through AIM, MySpace, Facebook, and even in person! We truly appreciate the support!

BUT... kinkySM has been feeling a little lonely lately because it doesn't receive any love herself through comments.

So, don't be shy, don't act like you don't know how to, and leave a little kinky comment!

Keeping it kinky,

S

Almost There...

As March approaches, we come closer and closer to one of the most anticipated nights of our High School life: P-R-O-M.

So, as you narrow down your dress or tux options, make limo reservations, make an appointment for the salon, and figure out who the hell your prom date is gonna be...

Here we are to make this process easier, with...

Le S & M Prom Tips: (shhfancy! [sp?!])

1.) At least two months before the big night, make sure you know who the hell is gonna be up in your limo or party bus! Make sure that you figure out all of the costs that come along with being a high rollaaa! (approx. $175-$300/per couple)) Pick an outfit wisely! You never know where the pictures will end up! Make your grandchildren proud! If possible, and actually have a date, try to match, that way the sluts at your school will know who to keep their hands off!
3.) Don't be an ass, and give the girl a corsage. You don't want your date to end up getting you that stupid rose for your suit and her end up empty handed!

4.) Most proms end at 12 or 1, but that's way to early! Make sure you know what you and your entourage will do afterwards! Hit up an after party, get something to eat, go for a ride, or end up at the beach in the morning!

5.) Girls planning to pop that cherry, don't forget to wax that vi-jay-jay! (veet it or just take a deep breath and take the pain) You don't want your first time to be with an un-tamed do'! (Especially since you're looking so nice in that dress! You want to look just as good without it on!)

6.) Your date is nothing but an accessory! Pick wisely! Make sure you bring someone with charisma, energy, and HUMOR! You don't wanna be stuck with dead weight on the dance floor! (...or end up dancing in a circle with your friends because your date is a lame ass!)

7.) Ladies, shoes!!! Heals: don't wear them if you can walk in them. You'll probably end up with corns or bunions on you feet the day after! I mean, you still have the graduation to go to and you don't want your cute shoes to have a huge corn coming out of it!!

8.) Last, but obviously not least: HAVE FUN! Make sure you do everything possible to have a good time, and take pictures to capture the moments! Enjoy yourself, because there won't be a prom in college!
Don't get too shitfaced, have too much sex, or even think about doing drugs!

We haven't graduated just yet! Keep it safe, but not boring!

Stay Kinky,

S & M

Rant

So, I get on the train and sit down, just trying to read my book and then... WTF! A lady starts to chew her gum like a freakin' cow!

All I could hear was the rumbling of the saliva swirling in her mouth! (yuck) It was disgusting.

I mean, when you're sitting that close next to someone, you would think that people would have the decency to be a little courteous and not chomp on there gum with their mouths open!

For a good 20 minutes! I had to listen to this woman suck on her gum, and the worst part was that even when I tried to block the sound of her chewing by blasting my iPod, I still managed to hear her!

People need to realize that not everyone wants to see how well they can digest a piece of gum!

Keeping it kinky,

M

Sexy Man Post

There is only one man that I think deserves to be mentioned. And although he didn't win any awards he looked pretty hot!!

But I am only mentioning him because he deserves to be commended. Robert Pattinson actually combed & washed his hair last night (maybe even with shampoo?!) and looked clean. Sizzlin' as he is, his performance while presenting the award nominee's was a little off.

Keeping it Kinky,

M

What Where They Thinking?

If you watched the Oscars last night, you should know that it is not the best idea to take the same route some stars took while getting dressed for this fabulous event.

So girls trying to find a prom dress, it's best not to follow Hannah... uh, Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgen's route! They might have sizzlin' hot boyfriends, but those dresses were horrible!

Exhibit A:Yeah, she might be a pretty girl but WTF, if you're not Selena (not Gomez lol) you shouldn't be wearing a dress like this! Ugh, the poof on the bottom is repulsive! I mean her voice is even better than the dress, and thats a compliment!

Exhibit B:What happened to Miley? She usually looks really cute but what is this reincarnation of the broadway musical Wicked dress that the Good Witch wears...?!

She has to pump up the volume if she wants to keep up with that boyfriend, as you can see in pictures has a pretty big ****

Keeping it kinky,

M

Almost There...

So after a lovely week of nothing but unlimited rest, food, and the other comforts of being home (or out?!)... we found ourselves back in reality!

SCHOOL-io!

Back on the morning commute, lunch lines, and crowded hallways we can't stress enough how much we wanna get out of school... and the DRAMA that comes with it.

You'd think that a week off from the burdens of our daily routine in a Catholic High School would make going back to school a tiny bit more exciting but we still cant wait to get out of this hell hole. College is at the tip of our fingers and that mean PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!

So, if you got the back-to-school-for-a-month-until-easter-break blues, we have the perfect prescription for you!

S&M's PARTY TIPS: (cause we party THAT much!)

1.) If throwing your own party... invite a lot of people, but make sure you only know half of the guests... the other half?! well, that's what makes it interesting... ;)

2.) Have multiple options ready to hook up with just in case one of them slips through the cracks or you just get a little too horny!

3.) Don't get too shitfaced! You may actually wanna remember some parts of the night, and where the car is parked!
4.) Have plenty of different alcoholic beverages avaliable, not everyone likes beer! And try not to mix drinks, unless you want alcohol poisoning!
5.) Don't wear your favorite outfit... go for second favorite! You never know what idiot won't follow tip #4, and throw up all over your goodies!
6.) Last, but not least: use protection! TROJAN will be your BFF! (you dont wanna get preganant like Jamie Lynn Spears!)

Following these tips closely will help prepare your body and mind for the parties to come in College! We are almost there...

Keep it Kinky!

S & M