SCHOOL-io!
Back on the morning commute, lunch lines, and crowded hallways we can't stress enough how much we wanna get out of school... and the DRAMA that comes with it.
You'd think that a week off from the burdens of our daily routine in a Catholic High School would make going back to school a tiny bit more exciting but we still cant wait to get out of this hell hole. College is at the tip of our fingers and that mean PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!
So, if you got the back-to-school-for-a-month-until-easter-break blues, we have the perfect prescription for you!
S&M's PARTY TIPS: (cause we party THAT much!)
1.) If throwing your own party... invite a lot of people, but make sure you only know half of the guests... the other half?! well, that's what makes it interesting... ;)
2.) Have multiple options ready to hook up with just in case one of them slips through the cracks or you just get a little too horny! 
3.) Don't get too shitfaced! You may actually wanna remember some parts of the night, and where the car is parked!
4.) Have plenty of different alcoholic beverages avaliable, not everyone likes beer! And try not to mix drinks, unless you want alcohol poisoning!
5.) Don't wear your favorite outfit... go for second favorite! You never know what idiot won't follow tip #4, and throw up all over your goodies!
6.) Last, but not least: use protection! TROJAN will be your BFF! (you dont wanna get preganant like Jamie Lynn Spears!)
Following these tips closely will help prepare your body and mind for the parties to come in College! We are almost there...
Keep it Kinky!
S & M
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