Almost There...

As March approaches, we come closer and closer to one of the most anticipated nights of our High School life: P-R-O-M.

So, as you narrow down your dress or tux options, make limo reservations, make an appointment for the salon, and figure out who the hell your prom date is gonna be...

Here we are to make this process easier, with...

Le S & M Prom Tips: (shhfancy! [sp?!])

1.) At least two months before the big night, make sure you know who the hell is gonna be up in your limo or party bus! Make sure that you figure out all of the costs that come along with being a high rollaaa! (approx. $175-$300/per couple)) Pick an outfit wisely! You never know where the pictures will end up! Make your grandchildren proud! If possible, and actually have a date, try to match, that way the sluts at your school will know who to keep their hands off!
3.) Don't be an ass, and give the girl a corsage. You don't want your date to end up getting you that stupid rose for your suit and her end up empty handed!

4.) Most proms end at 12 or 1, but that's way to early! Make sure you know what you and your entourage will do afterwards! Hit up an after party, get something to eat, go for a ride, or end up at the beach in the morning!

5.) Girls planning to pop that cherry, don't forget to wax that vi-jay-jay! (veet it or just take a deep breath and take the pain) You don't want your first time to be with an un-tamed do'! (Especially since you're looking so nice in that dress! You want to look just as good without it on!)

6.) Your date is nothing but an accessory! Pick wisely! Make sure you bring someone with charisma, energy, and HUMOR! You don't wanna be stuck with dead weight on the dance floor! (...or end up dancing in a circle with your friends because your date is a lame ass!)

7.) Ladies, shoes!!! Heals: don't wear them if you can walk in them. You'll probably end up with corns or bunions on you feet the day after! I mean, you still have the graduation to go to and you don't want your cute shoes to have a huge corn coming out of it!!

8.) Last, but obviously not least: HAVE FUN! Make sure you do everything possible to have a good time, and take pictures to capture the moments! Enjoy yourself, because there won't be a prom in college!
Don't get too shitfaced, have too much sex, or even think about doing drugs!

We haven't graduated just yet! Keep it safe, but not boring!

Stay Kinky,

S & M