Almost There...

Throughout our teenage lives, we experience desires. These desires range from chocolate donuts, to the opposite (or preferred) sex. Now, obtaining a chocolate donut is as easy as it sounds, but a good date, well... that's another story.

So here we are, to make your life easier with...

Le S & M Dating Tips:

1.) This world isn't what it used to be. Don't wait around for your knight in shining armor or princess in despair! Waiting is wasting time away, make a move, even if you're not 100% sure about it! (That's what makes dating fun!)

2.) There is nothing worse than an awkward date where only one of you holds the conversation. Instead of letting yourself be bored to death by non-stop talking from only one side, let the other person realize that there are two people here and if this is gonna work you both have to play along.


3.) Although you are encouraged to keep up with the conversation, make sure you don't cross the line! Do whatever you can to keep it simple yet flirty. Don't bring up exes, your pet peeves, or bombard your date with questions! (Save that for the second date!)


4.) First dates are the most nerve racking of all, so make sure you're prepared: pamper yourself up and don't forget to wear deodorant! You don't want to scare off your date with nasty perspiration! Unfortunately, we can't control our dates, but if you can't breathe around him/her cause of some BO, I don't think it'll be possible to get to first base. Don't let something like that ruin a moment!


5.) Be interactive in each and every step of this date! When planning a nice day or night out, don't let your date come up with all of the ideas, put your two cents in, too! There's nothing worse than an indecisive person! Let your date know that you have a mind of your own! Plus, it'll make planning less stressful for either of you, which makes for a relaxed environment while out on the town!

6.) If neither of you can come up with something to do or somewhere to go, stick to the basics! Stay in, make some popcorn, and bust out the remote control! (There are an endless amount of movies on demand! LOL) This type of date is a lot more personal, and you will both save money for the second date! After all... it's a recession, kids!


7.) Control Yourself! Going to 3rd base on the first date deserves arrest. I understand our raging teenage hormones make it easy to cave in, but that deed deserves respect. So try no to drop your pants before that first date becomes a series of dates you don't want to regret doing that something to a person who means nothing to you.


8.) Dress to impress, but leave at least something to the imagination! Pick an outfit wisely. Your outfit should represent who you are as a person. Whether you're playful or flirty, make sure you look your best without getting hollered at by someone else besides your date!


9.) Don't make up index cards with conversation topics on them (...and if you do, leave them at home! LOL). You want the conversation to be natural; avoid coming off as robotic. If the conversation isn't flowing, that's probably a sign you guys might not have too much in common or any chemistry at all!


10.) When it comes to the conclusion of the date do what seems natural. If you feel comfortable enough for a kiss then just give him/her a little peck. You don't want a full makeout session yet; leave room for anticipation and longing. It'll make the second time you kiss even sweeter. If you don't feel comfortable enough for that, don't just wave. Even a bad date deserves a hug or a kiss on the cheek.

11.) If you feel like you really like the girl/guy, mention that you wanna see them again. Whatever you do, don't use the stupid one week rule. It doesn't work, and it'll just make the person go crazy wondering how the date went. (Who knows... interest can be lost in one week!) So make sure you mention a follow up date if you had a good time.

12.) If your date doesn't turn out to be what you imagined, don't be discouraged! Dating is all about possibilities! Keep your options open! The more, the merrier! Don't focus all your time on just one person; that's no fun! Keep yourself entertained until you find the right one.

Stay kinky,

S & M